Wednesday, August 6, 2008

In Which Dot and Flanner Speak With A Magic Eight Ball


Dot, Flanner, and a Collared Magic Eight Ball

Flanner came over today and we started talking......

[11:45] Flanner March: but i live in air conditioning, so i'm always cool and comfy. you, on the other hand...
[11:45] You: yes? what about me?
[11:46] You: what do you think of me magic eight ball?
[11:46] Magic 8 Ball - Pink whispers: Have you considered therapy?.
[11:46] Flanner March: well, you know, you don't live in air conditioning
[11:46] Flanner March: omg hahahaha
[11:46] Dot Lane laughs
[11:46] Flanner March: magic 8 ball, should Dot turn on her AC?
[11:46] Magic 8 Ball - Pink whispers: Go To Your Happy Place.
[11:46] Flanner March: lol
[11:46] You: have you considered spell check magic 8 ball?
[11:46] Flanner March: my happy place is air conditioned
[11:46] Magic 8 Ball - Pink whispers: Yes.
[11:46] Flanner March: wait
[11:46] Flanner March: lol
[11:47] You: is Flanner being imperious about air conditioning?
[11:47] Magic 8 Ball - Pink whispers: Not in a million years.
[11:47] Flanner March: ha!
[11:47] You: et tu Magic Eight Ball?
[11:47] Magic 8 Ball - Pink whispers: Get Real.
[11:47] Flanner March: forget what i said about the magic 8 ball being a bitch.
[11:47] Flanner March: we're bffs
[11:47] Flanner March: magic 8 ball, are we bffs?
[11:47] Magic 8 Ball - Pink whispers: Maybe.
[11:47] Flanner March: don't be coy with me
[11:48] You: do you want to marry Flanner magic eight ball?
[11:48] Magic 8 Ball - Pink whispers: It is certain.
[11:48] Flanner March: awww
[11:48] Flanner March: we're meant to be
[11:48] Flanner March: you had me at "have you lost weight"
[11:48] You: lol
[11:49] Dot Lane eyes the magic eight ball suspiciously
[11:49] Flanner March pats it
[11:49] You: is it opposite day magic eight ball?
[11:49] Magic 8 Ball - Pink whispers: Get Real.
[11:49] You: hmmmm
[11:50] You: I don't know what's gotten into the magic eight ball....
[11:50] Flanner March: m8b, do you want to move in with me?
[11:50] Magic 8 Ball - Pink whispers: Are you kidding?.
[11:50] Flanner March: hey
[11:50] Magic 8 Ball - Pink whispers: Absolutely, without a doubt!.
[11:50] Flanner March: better
[11:50] You: but what about all the times I pleasured myself using you magic eight ball? won't you miss me?
[11:50] Magic 8 Ball - Pink whispers: Go To Your Happy Place.
[11:50] Flanner March chokes
[11:51] Flanner March: holy crap
[11:51] Flanner March: that's funny
[11:51] You: can I blog this?
[11:51] Flanner March: oh yes
[11:52] You: do you mind if I put this in the blog magic eight ball?
[11:52] Magic 8 Ball - Pink whispers: Have you considered therapy?.
[11:53] Flanner March: lol
[11:53] You: I give up
[11:53] You: she's all yours Flanner
[11:53] Flanner March: are you all mine, magic 8 ball?
[11:53] Magic 8 Ball - Pink whispers: Have you considered therapy?.
[11:53] Flanner March: damn, that's cold
[11:53] You: ohhhh
[11:53] You: maybe not
[11:53] You: shall we take you to Gor magic eight ball and enslave you?
[11:53] Magic 8 Ball - Pink whispers: You call that a shake?, geez.
[11:54] Flanner March: hahahaha
[11:54] You: okay, I will try again
[11:54] Magic 8 Ball - Pink whispers: Maybe.
[11:54] Flanner March: do they make collars for magic 8 balls?
[11:54] Magic 8 Ball - Pink whispers: You call that a shake?, geez.
[11:54] Magic 8 Ball - Pink whispers: Absolutely, without a doubt!.
[11:54] You: oh, you seemed mighty sure you wanted to move in with Flanner M8B
[11:54] You: give me an answer
[11:54] Magic 8 Ball - Pink whispers: My sources say no.
[11:54] Flanner March: now i'm not so sure i want it
[11:54] Flanner March: or are you just playing hard to get?
[11:54] Magic 8 Ball - Pink whispers: Do you really want me to answer that?.
[11:54] Flanner March: yes
[11:54] Magic 8 Ball - Pink whispers: Most likely.
[11:54] Flanner March: boo
[11:55] Flanner March: will you do my laundry?
[11:55] Magic 8 Ball - Pink whispers: Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha.
[11:55] Flanner March: why doesn't that ever work?
[11:55] You: hmmm
[11:56] You: that collar doesn't really fit
[11:56] Magic 8 Ball - Pink whispers: My sources say you're screwed.
[11:56] You: well shoot, I am, since it is no modify
[11:57] Flanner March: it seems like it would be against the laws of nature to collar a magic 8 ball
[11:57] Flanner March: don't you agree, m8b?
[11:59] Magic 8 Ball - Pink whispers: Get Real.
[11:59] Flanner March: lol
[12:00] You: there
[12:00] You: how do you like your collar M8B?
[12:00] Magic 8 Ball - Pink whispers: It is certain.
[12:01] You: damn straight
[12:01] Flanner March: that sounded very gor, m8b
[12:01] You: is Flanner your new mistress M8B?
[12:01] Magic 8 Ball - Pink whispers: My sources say no.
[12:01] Flanner March: !!!
[12:01] You: ungrateful orb!
[12:02] You: am I your mistress M8B?
[12:02] Magic 8 Ball - Pink whispers: Absolutely, without a doubt!.
[12:02] Flanner March: it's ok. i'm more egalitarian anyway
[12:02] Flanner March: rise up, m8b, and throw off the shackles of oppression!
[12:03] You: hey...don't give the M8B ideas!

3 comments:

Flanner March said...

Sheesh, we're funny. Though you left out the line about me giving the magic 8 ball consciousness-raising pamphlets!

CronoCloud said...

Buy it some silks!

Bella Baroque said...

LMFAO! that is pretty much the funniest thing I've read in a while. good lord where can i get me a sassy m8b?